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Pick 3 characters, and have them answer the following questions accordingly. (They may be original characters or not):
...SW CHARAS 8D
1. Cato (Lorencius's former Patriarch)
2. Johnas (Cato's "nephew". A little...slow )
3. Senia (A prostitute from the coast, works for Lysander. BAD CRUEL MAN D: . Typhosa's sister )
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1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
Cato: ...My childhood? Ah, a wondrous time of my life, excusing the absence of Dalari wine, of course. *chuckles* I drove my trainers and parents compeatly mad. :3
Johnas: ...Uhhhh....*bites his thumb and squints* I ate bugs.
Senia: He's a charmer, isnt he? Hehehe. My childhood was spent sifting through garbage cans. Seems the "Force" thought it'd be funny to kill my parents and throw my sister and I on the street. (LOL BITTER FTW.)
Cato: And I do believe it was a
person who did that my dear, not the Force its self, mmm? *gets whacked with Senia's highheels* Yeow! D:
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2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? (It can be something regarding your personal history, or something that is in the history books.)
Senia: Meeting Lysander... *growls, downs a water*
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3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
Johnas: ...Uhhhh....
Cato: Do you want to live forever and be sad? Or die and be happy?
Johnas: OH. Oh. Ok. Can I have Fabia? I love Fabia :3
Cato: Sure. You can have your woman--
Johnas: I dont care I want my Fabia! D:
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4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?
Senia: *pulls out a dagger from her garter* I'm not telling.
Cato: She's got enough chub on her to satisfy most men. *winkwink*
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5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...
Cato: ... *deeply saddened face* No, you're wrong. But I could have done more for her...
Johnas: *pats his back* You're mean. D8
Senia: LOL.
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6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
Johnas: *spazzes* I'd beat him with my smithy hammer! Like dash his head all over the place! Like I do the squirrels! 8D
Senia: Before they attack you for nuts?
Johnas: Yeah! *pulls a load of walnuts from his pockets* Gee they sure like these things...
Senia: Lol.
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7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
Senia: ...Okay .Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach!
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8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why? (Please don't say Oprah, please don't say Oprah...)
Cato: Mmmm.. My daughters. They're all I have left of their mother and I cherish them more than any amount of coin.
Johnas: ... D:
Cato: And Johnas. Because He's just... Johnas.
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9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.
Johnas: UmUmUm.... I dont have one? ...
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10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones? (Yes...the kazoo counts. Your nose, however, does not.)
Cato: ...Ah. Well. Anything really, that nice boy Barron from a few years back could seriously play guitar. I paid him to follow me around and be my back ground music.
Johnas: Nose doesnt count? D: Mutilus can tweet with his! ITS FUNNY. *tries to make a bird call with his nose*
Senia: <_< .... >_> .... Nero's singing. He's got a voice that makes a woman's spine tremble..
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11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?
Cato: My son. 8D And occasionaly Vitus, depending on how much I drank the night before..
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12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...
Senia: Lysander's face smashed against the wall?
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12. Finish the statement, number two: People are...
Johnas: SQUIRRELS! 8D
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13. Finish the statement, number one: Imagination...
Cato: Makes the biggest fool a genius.
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14. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky?
Cato: Well I do believe that we are all outgoing, funny, none too reserved...
Johnas: *sniffs his pits* I need a bath.
Senia: I'm telling you both, I dont stink.
Cato: Odd for a woman of your occupation..
Senia: I hate you, old man.
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15. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!
Senia: I watch the seas roar, the come in with the tide, and no matter how hard they try, they just cant hide....
Lysander's decaying corpse flying upon the shore to be fed upon by gulls!!!
Cato: I sense a strong dislike for this person...
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16. What is your favorite word, number one?
Cato: Oh really.
Senia: O rly?
Johnas: YES RLY!
Cato: Not rly.
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17. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
Senia: ... i can bend my fingers all the way back to my wrists...
Cato: Ew. O_O
Johnas: *tries* Cato lookit---OWWW!
Apparently Johnas failed.
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18. Speak any other languages, Number Two?
Johnas: My father used to call it "gibberish"...
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19. What is your nationality, character number one?
Cato: Romaj. Most esteemed race in all the universe, mind you. :3
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20. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
Johnas: ... Hehehe you said pees.
Senia: They said
peas.Johnas: ...oh. I like chicken. :3
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21. What scares you the most, character three?
Senia: Nothing. *narrows her eyes*
Cato: Lies, woman D:
Johnas: LOL. 8D
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22. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?
Cato: Even though my people are xenophobic, I find myself attracted to all kinds of beautiful women 8D
Johnas: I like squirrels.
Senia: Sometimes when I dream, I dream of making Lysander cry in various, evil ways. *snickers* ....And sometimes, marrying Nero or George. ... Once, both.
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